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11:26pm September 1, 2014
  • me to all my friends: YOU CAN DO IT. YOU MAKE YOUR OWN LIFE. LET'S DO THIS TOGETHER. COME ON!!!
  • me to myself: you fucking piece of shit you will amount to nothing nothing is worth it your feelings are irrational go sleep for 22 hours
11:22pm September 1, 2014

the-art-of-fangirling:

what a girl wants…according to tumblr

11:21pm September 1, 2014
backhooks:

pwnparty:

Actual image used by actual NBC in an actual story about sexting.
(Found by way of this tweet.)

cannot stop laughing

backhooks:

pwnparty:

Actual image used by actual NBC in an actual story about sexting.

(Found by way of this tweet.)

cannot stop laughing

11:21pm September 1, 2014

intrauterine:

"Depression is such a cruel punishment. There are no fevers, no rashes, no blood tests to send people scurrying in concern. Just the slow erosion of the self, as insidious as any cancer. And, like cancer, it is essentially a solitary experience. A room in hell with only your name on the door."

11:20pm September 1, 2014

torrentab:

thunderswarehouse:

thegreatgau8inthesky:

victran:

witchybearcub:

insertcreativetitle:

Future Industries is helping people fire bend. 

Do you realize what I would do with this?!!

oh fuck

My go-to home defense weapon

MY BODY IS READY

Oh god I want this!

11:16pm September 1, 2014
pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

This is also happening in Iraq right now. Many young girls are taking up arms to fight and protect their families against terrorist militants who are trying to slaughter them…

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

This is also happening in Iraq right now. Many young girls are taking up arms to fight and protect their families against terrorist militants who are trying to slaughter them…

11:14pm September 1, 2014

life hack

fartgallery:

aaliyahhhhhhhhhhhhh:

fartgallery:

throw it in the ocean

what if it’s the ocean

throw it in a different ocean

11:14pm September 1, 2014

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

Petition to make Joe from princess diaries the new anonymous icon

image

11:13pm September 1, 2014

totallyfubar:

the-second-sister:

totallyfubar:

Friendly reminder that the first recorded pun in history was a pun about corn in The Epic of Gilgamesh, so the first pun ever written was literally corny

Are you proud of yourself?

well somebody’s gotta be

11:13pm September 1, 2014

serkets:

god i fucking hate all the posts that are like “pansexuals and asexuals make the best friends because pans flirt with everyone and aces help keep them in check” like wow those are such disgusting stereotypes please get them away from me. not all pansexuals are all incredibly flirty people who dont know how to keep it in their pants, and not all asexuals are frigid prudes who are devoid of pick-up lines.

11:10pm September 1, 2014

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

10:57pm September 1, 2014

gallowshumorrandom:

victran:

opdownrange:

S.W.A.T. Team Wedding Photos Are More Romantic Than Tactical

The photos were even uploaded on the Chongqing S.W.A.T.’s official social networking site. 

goals

fuck your zombie theme and dinosaur theme photos

10:43pm September 1, 2014
damittromney:

thelustedwanderer:

helyon:

daemontool:

straight people are terrifying they can go as far as to give the girl skeleton a pair of bone titties to indicate its a straight relationship

Oh my fucking god

Actually, the skeleton with bone boobs is a male skeleton. From what I can see, the pelvic inlet is too narrow to be female, and the pubic arch is far too V shaped to be female. So this is scientifically two male skeletons.

the straights have been foiled again

damittromney:

thelustedwanderer:

helyon:

daemontool:

straight people are terrifying they can go as far as to give the girl skeleton a pair of bone titties to indicate its a straight relationship

Oh my fucking god

Actually, the skeleton with bone boobs is a male skeleton. From what I can see, the pelvic inlet is too narrow to be female, and the pubic arch is far too V shaped to be female. So this is scientifically two male skeletons.

the straights have been foiled again

10:43pm September 1, 2014

wickedclothes:

Solar System Bracelet

Featuring Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto, this bracelet allows you to hold the entire solar system around your wrist. Measures 6.5” - 7.5” in length to fit any astronomer’s wrist. Sold on Etsy.